overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via larrygay)

— 12 hours ago with 80815 notes

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

(via userbar)

— 12 hours ago with 142148 notes

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

(Source: ididntasktobemade, via retiredjesus)

— 1 day ago with 581989 notes

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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(Source: tatehorror, via retiredjesus)

— 1 day ago with 562764 notes
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

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iswearimnotadumbblonde:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks, via userbar)

— 1 day ago with 522304 notes

davidisbeyonce:

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down that stank weave

(via stay-ocean-minded)

— 1 day ago with 46742 notes
reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

(via themoonphase)

— 1 day ago with 574947 notes